Funny Quotes;
I Stole this from www.philbaker.net…..
Came across this quotation just now and it made me laugh. It’s from Agatha Christie whose second husband was Max Mallowan, an prominent archaeologist who specialized in ancient Assyria.
“The great thing about being married to an archaeologist is the older you get, the more he loves you.”
Or what about this one from Bono
“The only difference between a Britney Spears video and a spread in Playboy is at least the centerfolds know they can’t sing.
– Bono
or my final offering for the day from Ray Romano
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
– Ray Romano
Do you have any to add?
June 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Heard a few good ones recently but I’m afraid I’ll have to paraphrase.. here goes
“Never trust a man who when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn’t try it on.” - Billy Connelly
“There a people in this world who never hurt me or do wrong by me, they are called ‘corpses’.”
June 29th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
“People tell me to eat brown bread because it will make me live years longer. I say, I don’t want to live more years eating F#@ing brown bread!” - Billy Connelly