Is there someone in the banks that I can tell, that I am in enough debt as it is & I don’t need to be tempted to increase my credit limit?
Is there someone I can tell that my quality of life doesn’t depend on whether or not my footy team wins?
Is there someone I can tell that I’m not interested in getting my penis lengthened so could they please stop sending me e-mails about it?
Is there someone I can tell that I go to the shops when I want to buy stuff so I don’t really want them to come to my house or ring me up any more & pretend that they are my best friend?
Is there someone I can tell that I am really happy sitting in my courtyard with my family & my doggy, having a coffee & chatting about life, & that it’s this sort of thing that gives me self esteem & not having more stuff?
Is there someone I can tell that I don’t ever believe that I have inhereited a gozillian dollars from some benevolent nobody who just happened to have my e-mail address?
Do you have any serious questions to add to the list?
MM
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June 14th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Can someone please tell me why we can’t have clever, amazing, beautiful music videos without booty’s, bling and lady lumps?
Why do so many people say “I went to see a band play” instead of “I went to hear a band play” ?
Why is it that I can find more evidence of God in some agnostics than I can in some Christians?
June 15th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Can someone please tell me why my mother-in-law believes emails that tell her she’ll get alzheimers from diet coke, believes there are ghosts that appear in her photo’s as orbs but won’t believe that Jesus came here to save her?
Can someone please tell me why Big Brother is watched by so many under 16’s?