Where is Sarah Jonno?
Missing: Medium height, blonde hair, attractive, familiar sense of humour, great voice, married to Daniel, last known whereabouts somewhere north of Mexico, posing as a student sitting underneath the Crabtree of good & evil.
Theories as to her whereabouts & reasons for her absence (especially her absence from cyberspace,) whether true or absolutely ludicrous should be posted.
“Come home” notes that smack of deliberate emotional blackmail will be welcomed
MM
June 4th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Sarah Sarah, we love you
Come home soon
and bring Dan too
Sarah Sarah, we love you
if you don’t come home
I’ll never find a rhyme for this poem
June 4th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I think there is reason to believe they are not in Sydney but actually lost somewhere..
I’ve just found this photo of Daniel which is a little scary. Sarah isn’t in the photo, but it definitely leaves you with a lot of ideas where she could be… gee I hope she’s ok
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0162222/Ss/0162222/1?path=gallery&path_key=0162222
And then this one..
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1802771203/photo/153365
I mean, would you show your face to your friends if you had been caught wearing cardies like that? Don’t worry Sarah, we don’t mind! If you come back to the valley you can both wear your cardies as much as you like
June 5th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Some heartfelt efforts of emo-blackmail and bad poetry there, but not nearly ruthless enough as far as I’m concerned. Perhaps some offers of cash rewards could create some more activity? Or even chocolate rewards?
I am concerned about those Super Spiro weirdos she’s “learning” from up there…sounds like some kind of new age cult to me.
In any case, all shall be revealed on July 1st when the couple is supposedly flying into Melbourne and attending RVC. If she does not turn up, we can only assume that she has been completely brainwashed by crazy happy-clappy pentecostals.
June 6th, 2007 at 7:46 am
One can only assume that the paparazzi will be out in force at Tullamarine when their private jet lands. One question that this reporter has; will the couple be attending the worship service at RVC as participants in, or the objects of the worship? Hmmmmm?
MM
June 6th, 2007 at 10:21 am
I heard she had just started her 23 day jail sentence for violating her Parole!
June 11th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
I heard it was violating her parole…..officer!!!!
June 11th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I heard she and Paris are sharing a cell, and both of them are afraid of the toilet…
http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/10/people_hot_water/main2908633.shtml